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Gruzdžiai is a town in Šiauliai County in northern-central Lithuania. In 2011 it had a population of 1,467.
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Emma Hosken was a British novelist of the Victorian era. Her last novel was published posthumously in 1885 by her husband Bernard Barham Woodward.
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Cruz Azul Reserves and Academy represents the youth development and reserve team system of Cruz Azul. The reserve teams have historically provided a critical platform for players transitioning to professional football, competing in various levels of Mexican football. Over the years, Cruz Azul's reserves have been a cornerstone for developing young talent and ensuring continuity between youth and senior football.
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